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Top 10 Reasons to use Perl

You should use Perl because…

10. Real Perl coders don’t have fohawks.
9. Perl has nothing to do with Ryan Seacrest.
8. Beer improves Perl.
7. It comes with a 20-sided die for all that TIMTOWTDI.
6. It has nothing to do with PHP.
5. Captain Picard writes perl.
4. There is no better place to get Moo seX.
3. It grows on you.
2. IE8 was not written in Perl.

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1. You can write this.